cara nak cari bakal bini...ehah

sebenarnye entri aku cilok dari dalam email aku jer...aku belum nak cari bini lagi sekarang cume nak cari kete jer dulu sebelum mencari isteri yang bergelar wanita...sekarang aku nak cari isteri yang bergelar kereta...tapi tips nie boley guna jugaklah kalo kamu dah takde idea untuk cari bini...layan suda cerita dibawah yaa...

The story begin at Kampung Pandan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shownthe slightest indication of getting married.So one day she called him over to her house. The son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered afew beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.
The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist.. Heimmediately commented that : -"Aiyaa...mother, they always say....PLEASE HOLD ON,HOLD ON....."
The second nominee was a leggy secretary. This was rejected also.Reason being :-"Aiyaa...mother, this one aaa..., secretary always fond of saying"PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN...."
By this ! time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called asweet but plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!! The mother wassurprised & asked:-"Why this one? The previous two were a lot more better looking!"He replied :- "Teachers aaa.... teachers very good, always say:-"PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times... SOME MORE,SOME MORE..!"
Her youngest son (12 years old), was listening quietly all thiswhile at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted :-"Brother....female mini bus conductor more better laa....they always say.."NAIK CEPAT,NAIK CEPAT...MASUK,MASUK..... MASUK LAGI, DALAMLAGI...DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG....BELAKANG LAGI, .......BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!..........."

nota-noktah:menarik juga kan tips berkenaan bukan cari bini based on job...hahaha