Bersempena nak menyambut hari natal yang bakal menjelang tiba tak lame lagi,
aku terjumpa sepucuk surat dalam email aku yang dihantar kepada santa claus..
surat ini dari seorang budak yang bernama johnny..
sila baca dibawah untuk curat berkenaan.. lolololololol;)
"from little johnny to santa kelaut.."
You must be surprised
that I am writing you today, the
26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain
things that have occurred since the begining of this year, when filled
with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric
train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform.
I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the
first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I am
not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that
behaved better than me with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and my
neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the
street. There was virtually nothing that I would not do for humanity.
So what balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid
whistle and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking, you fat
son-of-a-bitch, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year
to come out with some shit like this under the tree! As if you hadn't
fucked me enough, you gave the little jerkhead across the street so many
toys that he can't even walk into his house!
Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down
my chimney next year or I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those
stupid reindeer and scare them away so that you'll have to walk back to
the fucking North Pole, just like I have to do now since you didn't get
me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA.
Next year you'll find out how bad I
can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH.
Little Johnny :)
walhal tahun nie santa dah tak datang bawak raindeer..
diorang naek moto suda...kahakahkahkahkah
nota-noktah:amacam little johnny..bitch..kahkahkahkah