kenape gua isap rokok...

sebab-sebab gua isap rokok


~sebab gua rase bosan
~sebab gua taktau ape nak buat kalo gua tak isap rokok...
~sebab gua perlukan teman kerana gua selalu bersendirian cthnya mcm dalam jamban(tak applicable pon)
~sebab gua dah kenal rokok sejak gua anak kecil
~sebab rokok itu sedap
~sebab badan gua perlukan tar dan nikotin untuk berfungsi
~sebab rokok dapat mendatangkan sakit kepala
~sebab orang isap rokok boley mati cepat(tak banyak sangat dosa gua)
~sebab aku dah kenal rokok sangat lame so aku takleh nak abaikan dia begitu sahaje

akhir sekali aku akan dedangkan sebuah cerita berlatarbelakangkan name rokok ya...layan suda:

I am Peter Stuyvesant

I have two friends, Benson and Hedges

I came from the city of Marlboro,

In the Salem high country

I Always carry a Mild Seven

I rode on a White Horse

Going to Kingsway in Kent

It was Lucky Strike I fell in love

With the daughter of Master Duke

Her name Was YSL

We got married by Perillys , the priest

We checked in at the house of Dunhill

And booked into room number 555

I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf

I played with her two Matterhorns

When I poked in my Rothmans King Size

She cried in delight, 'You are a Rough Rider !!!'

You are riding like a mad Camel

When I asked her if she is satisfied

She answered' I want MORE! !!!'

Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.

She said... depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!!!

nota-noktah: merokok tu sebenarnya merbahayakan kesihatan so jauhilah rokok untuk menjadi orang yang berguna kepada masyarakat,alam semesta dan negara yaa...jangan jadi mcm aku...huh bodo!!!