Sunday, December 16, 2012

merry x'mas;)

Bersempena nak menyambut hari natal yang bakal menjelang tiba tak lame lagi,
aku terjumpa sepucuk surat dalam email aku yang dihantar kepada santa claus..
surat ini dari seorang budak yang bernama johnny..
sila baca dibawah untuk curat berkenaan.. lolololololol;)


"from little johnny to santa kelaut.."






Dear Santa:

You must be surprised

that I am writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the begining of this year, when filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform.

I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I am not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing that I would not do for humanity.

So what balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks? What the fuck were you thinking, you fat son-of-a-bitch, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree! As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave the little jerkhead across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house!

Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year or I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so that you'll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA.

Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH.


 Sincerely,
Little Johnny :)

kahkahkahkahkahkahkah"


walhal tahun nie santa dah tak datang bawak raindeer..
diorang naek moto suda...kahakahkahkahkah




nota-noktah:amacam little johnny..bitch..kahkahkahkah

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Gym..power..

owh yeah arinie gua stat pegi gym balik...
berpeluh jugaklah jubor ini...
almaklumlah stamina dah tua..
tapi gua tengah stat prektis satu senaman hebat yang lagi power dari senaman pok jeng..


scroll bawah utuk tengok..power siaa..
kahkahgkaghkahkah



















 






















nota-noktah:amacam barulah boley bikin helicopter satu round..kahkahkahkah..

p/s: kepada barua yang dok hisap rokok dalam gym..agak-agaklah brader..gym tu aircon kot..kang gua jolok lubang telinga lu cmnie..baru lu tau..musiamat batu..huh!!

terbaek

tengah gua dok usya-usya fb dan baca blog nak carik ilham..
gua terjumpa entri menarik disini dan sini..
kahkahkahkah..

power bukan setan..kahkahkahkah..

nota-noktah: Takderlah mahal sangat gaji pornstar..tapi pornstar jantan payment memang murah cam setanlah kan..kahkahkah

mencarut

Gua rindu lah syiall nak mencarut-carut keriangan...

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

anjeng besar..

memang satu ancaman dalam kerjaya seorang gua..


sebentar tadi gua menjalankan tugas,seorang customer gua ader anjeng besar macam nie dua ekor..
pukehamak btol hampir-hampir gua nak kene baham..
mungkin gua perlukan senjata tidak lama lagi

awesome weapon..



dafuq..kahkahkahkah

Thursday, April 12, 2012

7 ekor ikan suda mati..

demn btol xpasal2 7 ekor ikan neon gua mati tadi..
haishhh jahat betol si ikan guppy nie or diorang suda ajal kot..
gua raselah kan..

chow

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

akuarium

sekarang gua dah ader aquarium..
esok bolehlah gua bela buaya dengan biawa dan mentibang laut..
kahkahkah..

nota-noktah:nnti gua bagi lu orang tengok gambar buaye gua..ahahahahha